BANZAISM AND COCONUT TREES

  

Aproximately five billion coconut trees disappear every year under mysterious circumstances.

The Brazilian government presumed it was the result of illegal desflorestation.

You are looking at a rare picture documenting the exact moment of a coconut tree falling into another dimension.

Advanced optical devices accidentally captured the image of a falling coconut tree.

This phenomena is known among native Bazaists as the 'falling coconut tree'.

By dusk, coconut trees disappear by falling into 'leaks'.

Meteorological conditions must be perfect for falling coconut trees.

They fall faster than the speed of sound.

Old Banza shamans were the only people who could actually visualize this phenomena.

Nose and ear ritual piercings performed by Banzaists are symbolic representations of a falling coconut tree entering another dimention.

The shocking news caused people to massively imigrate from Brazil to Panama.

They feared the Falling Coconut Tree God.

The old Banza leader was chased and arrested. He was accused of Bazaist Black Magic.

Greenpeace activists aboard the ship Rainbow suported a banner that read "Free Banza!", when cruising the waters of Bahia, Brazil.

FREE BANZA!